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Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Democracy

Atlast the EC announced the right of our neighbours.

General Election will be conducted from April 16 to May 13.

May 16- they will declare who gets the milk.

Do you knw wat r the 'systems' and 'ISMs' around us?

They are,

SOCIALISM: U have 2 cows. The state takes 1 and gives it to someone else.

COMMUNISM: U have 2 cows. The State takes both of them and gives you the milk.

FASCISM: U have 2 cows. The State takes both of them and sells you the milk.

MILITARY DICTATORSHIP: U have 2 cows. The State takes both of them and shoots you.

BUREAUCRACY: U have 2 cows. The state takes both of them, accidentally kills one and spills the milk in the sewer.

CAPITALISM: U have 2 cows. U sell one and buy a bull.

PURE DEMOCRACY: U have 2 cows. Ur neighbours decide who gets the milk.

REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: U have 2 cows. Ur neighbors pick someone to decide who gets the milk.

ANARCHY: U have 2 cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or ur neighbors kill you and take the cows.

[Don't frget to cast ur vote]

[Be a responsible neighbor.Rmbr April 16 is ur day]

[yasar arafath- ur neighbor]

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